We've all had times when conversation dissolves into oddities but my math class seems to have a real talent for them, here are just a few of the gems...
If two negatives multiply to make a positive, I know how to bring people back from the dead!
How?
Well we just need to find a way to multiply two dead people together!
Well, when two people have a kid, that's kind of like multiplication, but dead people can't get pregnant....
I want the calculator poster!
Said by a student lacking homework to the teacher checking,
Don't draw on my paper!
It's called writing
Said by the teacher
And that's why two is equal to one
A peculiar train of thought
I can see your window from here!
Is that fire?
Why is there are screaming squirrel on a skateboard screaming for help?
Is that pigeon playing medic?
Wow, that is so unbelievably wrong
... I think I need a new room
You have to turn the computer on first
And the current winner
How would a robot even play strip poker?
I think these are best left unexplained...
Weird things said in Gen A maths
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